ever notice that ducks are like speedboats

**RustyWaffle** · Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 796

like idk maybe they're kinda related to speedboats in a genetic thing if you believe in that but if speedboats were like ducks they would own that shit up! like this if you agree and I'm like to hear your input on my thesis! but really fuck man that shit CrzYYY
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**inv4der** · Joined: 16 Sep 2007 Posts: 9662 Location: Meridian, ID

I think this is the thread you wanted.
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**SDoner8790** · Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:14 am Post subject:

dude those duck boats that you have to pedal at amusement parks. that shit is cray as f.
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**GuitarHeroFan101** · Joined: 26 Aug 2011 Posts: 1476

This is a weird topic.

You must really love ducks.

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It's because ducks have been genetically modified that way. Evil scientists from the year 2015 perfected the ultimate water-based bird to carry out their plans for world domination. Unfortunately, they were found out, and were forced to send all the test subjects back in time to November 11, 2011, but made a gross miscalculation and the ducks were sent much, MUCH farther back, all the way back to the Jurassic Period*, and so they used their superior swimming skills to survive. Ducks, unfortunately, lost their ability to shoot lasers and fire out of their bills as they evolved, but retained their trademark swimming speed.

And that's how we have ducks of today. Had the ducks actually made it to 2011, Score Hero would have succeeded in their plot.

*Not actually sure when ducks first roamed the Earth lol
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Only if you believe cats are related to croissants.
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**Yewb** · Joined: 10 Jan 2008 Posts: 3020 Location: Plymouth, UK

Only last year it was realised that speedboats are actually a separate species (K. velox) within the (newly-redefined) motorboat genus Kinenautas. Work would have to have been stopped anyway; it's just too much of a mess, unfortunately. They'll all have to be redefined again if it turns out ducks are closely related (an outcome I consider inevitable).
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I just want to, you know, get my name out there. BTW, it updates every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Was just the first two, decided to do Saturdays as well.

Serious advice now: No-one likes indecision in their work, so find what you like that you're even remotely good at, and stick with it. Don't flit from one thing to another, because that just smacks of a large lack of determination and drive. And people don't like you for that, and won't remember you for it. I mean, I get that you have a plucky spirit and a willingness to try new things, but there's a limit, man.

I might knock it down to just Thursday and Friday.

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**sorasgoof** · Joined: 09 Mar 2008 Posts: 2314

Ducks and speedboats have a common ancestor as recent as 65 million years ago. Ever heard of adaptive radiation? That applies here. This common ancestor, a flying dinosaur of some sort, found itself around an island chain in the Pacific (either due to a malfunction in its geomagnetic locating system, or possibly due to something as trivial as heavy winds). Over time, as this species began to reproduce on these islands, it spread to the surrounding islands. Due to slight differences in the landscapes of these islands, different species evolved on each island. And - you guessed it - one of the species that evolved was the duck, and the other was the speedboat.

**Squirrel** · Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:30 am Post subject:

I literally rofl'ed at this topic.

Awesome work guys

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Can I buy some pot from you?
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