Drunk Thread

**PlaguisSoryr** · Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Posts: 721 Location: Massachusetts

A drunk man can use many a quotes~!

I'ts quite fun while intoxicated if I dos so do say s myself. Thamnk you ver much

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**PlaguisSoryr** · Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Posts: 721 Location: Massachusetts

I AM THE TRULER OF PAGE 41 OF THE DRUNK THREAD MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TAKE TAHT SCOREHERO\

edDkot: I'm so sorry for the double post scoreHero please don't get me introuble pthings like that can't really counter ehere can they?

I'mma go down a fe more shots me thkinks brb lol what oh fuck

6 shots and a bit of osmethin else later (still oin on the somethin else ll >.>_) i'm officially FUCKED out of my mind. just wondering what's up lol yo
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**SuomiMetal** · Joined: 11 Oct 2007 Posts: 527 Location: MO

Long Island Iced Teas are the shit. Too bad they are so expensive. Fucking bar tabs that show how much they mean to me though.

God damn I can network like a motherfucker, I have half a band together in one fucking night and a studio besides my own to record at. Now I'm at the next step, mobilization and realization of what I want mentally.

Gonna be an interesting ride in the next year.

BTW, fuck the notion of Plaguis owning this page, THIS IS MY SHIT!!!!!!

**BA142** · Joined: 07 May 2008 Posts: 2514

It's really hard to get drunk after you take speed

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**HylianHero** · Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Posts: 4673 Location: Santa Cruz, CA

**Pas26** · Joined: 04 Oct 2008 Posts: 3664 Location: Québec, Canada

Last party some of my friends stole some signalization sign (we conviced them to return the stop sign though

), and there was this huge construction panel. People were trying to break it in half, and then this guy decided to throw a giant ice cube to see what it would do. I'm like "I'll hold it for you!", so I hide behind the sign, holding it in the air. The guy trhow the cube as hard as he can... but since HE'S FUCKING DRUNK the cube hit the ground, and slide under the sign to kill my leg. Couldn't walk for 24 hours.

This is fucking stupid, this is the second time in 2 parties that someone make a hole in the wall of this guy's house by punching it.

I love getting drunk.
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**BA142** · Joined: 07 May 2008 Posts: 2514

**BA142** · Joined: 07 May 2008 Posts: 2514

im fuckin trippin
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**thecaptainof** · Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 7571 Location: ¯\(°_o)/¯

I'm not tripping, just very dutnk. THere was a oarty at my polace but I was at y ftiend;s ibirthday, so misseed all thw fun and drama., HAHGA YEAH<Abywaym>> was playing catch in the hallway and yeah i cant' really catch but they suclk at throwngin so alls good yeaaah woooo
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yksi-kaksi-kolme wrote:

Wow Mr. Mad, who fucked your buffalo?

**thecaptainof** · Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 7571 Location: ¯\(°_o)/¯

HANGOVER EDIT: Yyyeah, we'll just get rid of that mess. Usually I can vaguely work out what I was trying to say, but that was just complete nonsense.
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yksi-kaksi-kolme wrote:

Wow Mr. Mad, who fucked your buffalo?

**buckelin** · Joined: 01 Jul 2007 Posts: 2089 Location: Nowhere

wtf on speed i can drink a lot more than if i'm not on speed

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**BA142** · Joined: 07 May 2008 Posts: 2514

**Tanked** · Joined: 08 Oct 2007 Posts: 792 Location: Emptyset's taint.

Men's asses.

Yep, 14 beers deep. Can't see. Don't like how all these kids try to type in completely incoherent sentences to act as if they're drunk, when realistically, they haven't had a drop.

I can drink more than anyone, ever.

Also, dongs.

PS: I would totally suck Joerod's dick.

In fact, I have.
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Also, cocks.

**TheThirdDay** · Joined: 27 Mar 2008 Posts: 4357 Location: Toms River, NJ

I was totally gonna write out a long, heart warming paragraph about how Banjo & Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts is the most beautiful, yet terrifying experience ever, but I don't remember it.

Much love.
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**jdamillio** · Joined: 17 Oct 2007 Posts: 1041 Location: Philadelphia

i am sitting hee with the HUGEST case of munchies. hee i lay with 5 packs of bownie bites, and a shitload of cake

i was gonna put alot moe detail to my stoy but my button isnt woking ight now...and im etaded because i cant show you guys what lette on my keyboad is not woking FUCK ME YES

rrrrrrrrrrrrr

yay it woks again...FUCK NOOO WOK, im eithe tippin o my button fo eal isnt woking...time to take apat my keyboad o somethin and fix it!!!

hello i am john petucci and im going to shit all ove you heads with this:

now i am heman li on my spanish acustic!

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