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SteroidPirate


Joined: 08 Jul 2008 Posts: 651 Location: Winnipeg, MB.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:26 pm Post subject: |
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I know I've had a few, but my mom's was much worse. She took her friend who had been blind since she was 10 to a concert and when the fog from the fog machines came into her field of view, she said "Well damn, with all this fog you'd think you would be blind!"
That was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. _________________
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Desertman123

Joined: 29 Jul 2007 Posts: 2957 Location: Central FL
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Davers


Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 4622 Location: In a van down by the river
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 1:09 am Post subject: |
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My roommate, whom I also happen to work with, told me she didn't like one of the new girls at work. Well, that same girl asked me if my roommate liked her. I said "No" not thinking it would be a big deal. This other girl had absolutely no issue with that as she is very laid back and really just didn't care.
Well, my roommate found out what I said and has FLIPPED. Seriously, I have no idea what the issue is. What's so bad about someone you don't like finding out that you don't like them???
Well, now that I have to listen to all this worthless blabber from my roommate, I do regret saying the word "No" to that other girl. lol |
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GregoryZero 


Joined: 04 Jan 2008 Posts: 2338 Location: California
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 6:06 am Post subject: |
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I do this more than enough times to count in regular conversation. I always fuck up. _________________
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DragoonKain 


Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 942
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:17 pm Post subject: |
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Davers wrote: | My roommate, whom I also happen to work with, told me she didn't like one of the new girls at work. Well, that same girl asked me if my roommate liked her. I said "No" not thinking it would be a big deal. This other girl had absolutely no issue with that as she is very laid back and really just didn't care.
Well, my roommate found out what I said and has FLIPPED. Seriously, I have no idea what the issue is. What's so bad about someone you don't like finding out that you don't like them???
Well, now that I have to listen to all this worthless blabber from my roommate, I do regret saying the word "No" to that other girl. lol |
Rule #1 of gossip: Gossip is not allowed to be heard by the target(s) of said gossip!  _________________
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Blah2k


Joined: 01 Jul 2010 Posts: 17 Location: Southern Alabama
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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Raikri999 wrote: | When I'm in any competition and I win. I always avoid saying to people, "Nice try" but I usually get out "Nice Tr-Job"  |
Pffft... Me too, it's oh so easy to run your words together. _________________
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TerminX13


Joined: 12 Mar 2009 Posts: 991
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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I didn't immediately regret it (In fact, I didn't even realize what I'd said until later that night), but it's pretty damned embarrassing now.
First I have to say, of course, that by habit I tend to say "Yummy" to shock images when people around me are freaking out about them. It's not really funny, so idk why I do it, I just do. *shrug*
In my 10th grade health class, we were having a lesson about STDs, and the teacher showed a picture of a penis infested with.. something, god idr. It was pretty nasty though, needless to say. People were freaking out.
I'm sure you know were this is going :/
I heard myself saying yummy to a shock picture when it happened, other people probably heard me saying yummy to a male sex organ :/ _________________
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GuitarBoy55

Joined: 28 Apr 2010 Posts: 168
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:09 am Post subject: |
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TerminX13 wrote: | Other people probably heard me saying yummy to a male sex organ :/ | I Immediately Lol'd when I read that. Congrats it's hard for a forum post to make me laugh. And yes that was probably the most embarrassing thing a man can say  |
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qays1991


Joined: 31 Jan 2008 Posts: 434 Location: UK
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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Not something I said, but definitely something I do.
Basically an election was held for new positions for this Society I joined in uni. Basically a society filled with people from the same country as I am. The one that I... was just going to try, just for kicks, was 'First Year Representative'
I didn't expect, but anyway I came up to give a speech why I should be elected, then suddenly another person comes on. I basically didn't have anything prepared, no speech, no inspiring things, nothing. She came with like as if she really wanted this position, and she even prepared a whole speech! Boy was I wrong to let her go first. She started reading all these achievements and why she should join, made her sound really good.
When I went on, I just didn't know what to say, sigh so stupid I SHOULD have written a speech. One of the audience coughed 'Introduce yourself COUGH!' After much 'er er er!' I ended up saying 'Um.. (Name), you look like you really want this post, you should take it.'
*Goes off stage*
So of course she gets voted cuz it was only the two of us that were running for it!
And then suddenly my senior/upper was telling me, that the seniors actually wanted to vote for me. I guess because I actually do help the society a lot, I'm usually the ONLY first year, the rest are usually never seen, and I'm quite fine with most of my seniors. Sigh..
I should have definitely attempted to say something.. dunno, I'm just saying, venting out, to a group of total random people that I don't know. _________________
Its QAYS and not gays!
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Olinea


Joined: 19 Mar 2010 Posts: 651
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:06 am Post subject: |
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During 8th grade science our teacher was talking about climate or something and said that the equator was really cold. It took me about two minutes to register that and process that it was false, and nobody had challenged it. By then, the conversation had progressed to the definition of "stocky" vs. "lanky" or something like that, and she was talking about her son who is short and fat. I raised my hand and said "I believe you mean hot", in response to the equator question, but I got some weird looks and had to explain myself because, well, yeah. _________________
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directshot999

Joined: 16 Oct 2007 Posts: 3838 Location: Birmingham, AL
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:13 am Post subject: |
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Once, a long time ago when I was 10 years old, I was in an argument with my dad and told him I hated him and ran upstairs. I immediately felt bad and went down to apologize... I felt horrible. _________________
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121212

Joined: 16 Jul 2007 Posts: 534
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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I was playing Catch Phrase with some friends. My phrase was "smoke ring". I said to all my friends "I can blow these". Four people instantly said "penis". |
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Ontwikseltsaar

Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1586 Location: Almere, The Netherlands
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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GregoryZero wrote: | I do this more than enough times to count in regular conversation. I always fuck up. |
We should get along great. I always put my foot in my mouth. _________________
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fudrick


Joined: 17 Feb 2008 Posts: 2372 Location: Orlando, Florida
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 7:26 pm Post subject: |
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Olinea wrote: | During 8th grade science our teacher was talking about climate or something and said that the equator was really cold. |
Why is this person being paid with our tax dollars (assuming you went to public school) to teach kids about science? _________________
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Ontwikseltsaar

Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1586 Location: Almere, The Netherlands
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:10 pm Post subject: |
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fudrick wrote: | Olinea wrote: | During 8th grade science our teacher was talking about climate or something and said that the equator was really cold. |
Why is this person being paid with our tax dollars (assuming you went to public school) to teach kids about science? |
The guy probably meant Pluto's equator. _________________
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