http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php
This was the game my friends and I were a bit addicted to in collge.
things that were/are awesome about it:
-finally finding the two ass cheeks to successfully create the "ass hat"
-becoming a master thief by stealing your own pants without yourself noticing
-the Meatloaf Helmet: This is a helmet made out of meatloaf. You feel like a Bat out of Hell when you wear it. You would do anything for this helmet (but you won't do that.)
-it's not charisma/dexterity/fortitude, it's moxie
try it if you haven't. . but definitely watch out for the hordes of fierce Ninja Snowmen!
_________________
Worksheet question: "Where do you want to visit?"
Student's answer: "I want go to America to go shitseeing."
. . the joys of teaching english. .
"I'm a loner dottie, a rebel, you don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. . . "